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How would you go about eating said stovetop hat? Would you eat it raw or would you have to boil it down to soften it up and then drink/eat its hat soup?

• topato 2y ago
  Cook it like stovetop stuffing, I'd imagine.... Isn't it a stovePIPE hat?
• vunderba 2y ago
  Thank you for focusing on the real point of my post. :) I was thinking I'd just unhinge my jaw in the style of 90s Reach Toothbrush commercials or like a human pez dispenser.