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For the low price of $20/1000 clicks, I will provide you with a stabbing consent banner, fully compliant with upcoming EU and CA regulations on web-based stabbi

• jsheard 2y ago
  I'm sold, the distinctions between "necessary", "targeting", "performance" and "functional" stabbings are such a minefield. Not to mention how I'm supposed to properly disclose the 846 different stabbing brokers I work with. How's a man supposed to make a living stabbing people with all of this red tape in the way?
  • makapuf 2y ago
    At least people will be able to differentiate between legitimate interest to stab you and consent to be stabbed for 247 of those 846 partners.
• Macha 2y ago
  By the way, studies show users only opt in to stabbing with our competitors banner 95% of the time, but they opt in with ours 98% of the time, thanks to our banner taking 50% longer to properly opt out of, so you should really go with us.
  • layer8 2y ago
    I raise you 5000% longer, which gets you to four nines.