The following are all based on assumptions I'm making. The type of people who are likely to make analogies for how much the internet might weigh are almost cer

The following are all based on assumptions I'm making. The type of people who are likely to make analogies for how much the internet might weigh are almost certainly not physicists. They're probably smart, and they're probably used to doing math (programmers), but they might miss details that career physicists would think are obvious.