She might be dying to talk to you. She might think you're the coolest guy in the room. But no. You're the smart guy who tragically never gets any play. You'

She might be dying to talk to you. She might think you're the coolest guy in the room. But no. You're the smart guy who tragically never gets any play. You're a tortured soul of epic proportions. Having a fairly pretty girlfriend would be...normal