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My friends make a cocktail with Malort, White Monster, and C4 preworkout. They also have a multi-year running gag where they offer me a bottle of fine whiskey o
by jboggan 2y ago
My friends make a cocktail with Malort, White Monster, and C4 preworkout. They also have a multi-year running gag where they offer me a bottle of fine whiskey or bourbon at a campfire but it has in fact been replaced by Malort. Then, when I am choking and gagging someone else offers me some water to wash away the taste, which is in fact also Malort.
- alana314 2y agoThat's so funny. Water doesn't even wash away the taste anyway
- MisterTea 2y ago> My friends make a cocktail with Malort, White Monster, and C4 preworkout. Fuck me I almost gagged reading that. The rest is just a horror story. That would be the camping trip I return from alone and immediately call a criminal defense lawyer.
- dyauspitr 2y agoLighten up and live a little. You have to be open to essentially harmless pranks like this or what kind of sterilized life are you living.
- tptacek 2y agoThere remain jurisdictions in the United States where it is legal to shoot someone for replacing water with Malort.
- defen 2y ago> Malort, White Monster, and C4 preworkout What do they call this cocktail? I suggest "Malörtal Kombat".
- twic 2y agoThe Grand Malort Seizure?