The first thing I would have done is check the version of Node. That's a quick fix, upgrading a framework is a guaranteed min hour of poking around before the

The first thing I would have done is check the version of Node. That's a quick fix, upgrading a framework is a guaranteed min hour of poking around before the system is even running. I dunno why `engines` isn't in every `package.json` file, would certainly have saved me hours of nonsense.