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So what ARE we supposed to do for the recommended 5 to 10 minutes on the toilet? Focus on the... miracle of life?

• prepend 2y ago
  Books? I fondly remember the tradition of a stack of books on the back of the toilet. Sort of the same issue with phones, but every book or magazine has a distinct end.
  • shawn_w 2y ago
    That's a great way to spend even more time on the porcelain throne.
  • RajT88 2y ago
    My current bathroom read is "Ayoade on Ayoade: a cinematic Odyssey"
  • wileydragonfly 2y ago
    Books are an excellent way to spread fecal matter. Same with newspapers. I prefer everyone keeping to their own shit on phones.