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Don't sit on the toilet. Period. Resting squats fixed my knees.
by fhfjfk 2y ago
Don't sit on the toilet. Period.
Resting squats fixed my knees.
- jebarker 2y agoWhat type of toilet allows this?
- aidenn0 2y agohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet
- _12yv 2y agothat looks like a recipe for crapping in your pants... like seriously how would you not?? Do you need to depants before, uh, engaging??
- NelsonMinar 2y agosomething like half the world successfully defecates this way. The linked wikipedia article explains it in detail.
- aidenn0 2y agoPull your pants down to your knees; your knees are in front of you when squatting and your pelvis rotates, so the feces will land behind your heels. Maybe wearing very baggy pants there might be a problem, so don't do it if you're a teenager and the year is 1994?
- red-iron-pine 2y agothe big baggy pants are coming back. viva la Jnco
- hunter-gatherer 2y agoAh, these are sommon in parts of the middle east I've lived. I've always done a few minutes of slavic squatting a day just to make sure I'll never crap my pants if I find myself constrained to using one of these.
- _12yv 2y agoDownvoted to oblivion. That went over about as well as the time I tried to use one myself. Once again it seems I didn't know what I was stepping in...
- maxglute 2y agoAlternatively squatty potty to get your legs up gets you half way there.
- dwarfy42 2y agoI asked my kid to bring the litter box home from the school bathroom.
- scrapcode 2y agoYou climb up on it or what?
- OutOfHere 2y agoYes, do it. It's doable if you're not a very large person. Just position yourself accurately so the output goes in the exit, not in front of it or behind it. Or if you're in Asia, just get an Asian style squat toilet.
- ThousndBeerMike 2y agoSounds like splash central. Gross.
- OutOfHere 2y agoIn a Western toilet with water in it, the splash is always there, whether you're sitting or squatting. The only time there isn't any splash is in a proper Asian squat toilet, as it doesn't hold water. The output can be drained away as often as needed, again with no splash.