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I met a group of peopled who claimed to be time travelers once. They were homeless, and I was a bored teen. Anyway, they claimed they miscalculated the destinat

I met a group of peopled who claimed to be time travelers once. They were homeless, and I was a bored teen. Anyway, they claimed they miscalculated the destination, ended up out in the ocean and it sank to the bottom while they swam to shore. Sounded like a load of rubbish to me, but they did seem pissed about this while venting to me over a beer. So, if you do happen to time travel, please remember this story and plan accordingly.

throwup238 2y ago
Amateurs always fail to properly account for the Earth’s wobble when projecting the temporal coordinates on to our oblong spheroid of a planet. Contrary to popular belief, this kind of miscalculation is the leading cause of death among time travelers, not paradoxes.