What if there was a place with all the zip of Nuka-Cola? Wouldn’t that be the cheer-cheer-cheeriest place in all the world? Where the rivers’ made of quantum

What if there was a place with all the zip of Nuka-Cola? Wouldn’t that be the cheer-cheer-cheeriest place in all the world? Where the rivers’ made of quantum and the mountaintops are fizz With fun and games and rides for all the moms and pops and kids! P.S. I have no idea what quantum or any of their terms mean. This is the closest that comes to my mind. Great marketing, I guess, or not.