Should've waited for april 1st and presented this as a serious language with a web framework, leftpad and always changing, in unproductive and unpredictable way

Should've waited for april 1st and presented this as a serious language with a web framework, leftpad and always changing, in unproductive and unpredictable ways, npm competitor, having published modules travel forward and backward in time in random ways every time you install one, so like actual npm module devs behave. Then I might start using it instead of node/js/npm.