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People will get mad about having to pay a "small" fee to use a toilet at a national park, so some will take a crap behind a tree. So the USFS and NPS could the
by shiroiushi 2y ago
People will get mad about having to pay a "small" fee to use a toilet at a national park, so some will take a crap behind a tree.
So the USFS and NPS could then hire private security companies to patrol the parks looking for people peeing and pooping behind trees, and arrest them, forcing them to pay huge fees to be released.
Maybe this could be a model for law enforcement all over America, actually: privatize all the police. People could just pay fines for whatever crime they've committed: $1000 for insulting the president, $10,000 for shoplifting, $10M for murder, etc.
- greenie_beans 2y ago> some will take a crap behind a tree this is exactly what you're supposed to do. even park rangers will tell you that.
- shiroiushi 2y agoHuh? No, you're not at all. They'll tell you to dig a hole and crap into that, and bury it. Peeing behind a tree is fine, but that's a different matter.
- greenie_beans 2y agook thank you for being extremely pedantic but you know what i mean. it is common practice to shit in the woods on public land.