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Are you really criticizing The Onion's fact-checking? Can you spot any problems with their plan for the supplement inventory? > we plan to collect the entire
by criddell 2y ago
Are you really criticizing The Onion's fact-checking?
Can you spot any problems with their plan for the supplement inventory?
> we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWars warehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal
- BizarroLand 2y agoI was a worker on that project. A crumb of the omnivitamin fell off and touched my right hand and now that hand doesn't age anymore like Bruce Willis's hands in Death Becomes Her
- Kye 2y agoMore like Death Becrumbs Her
- notatoad 2y ago>Can you spot any problems with their plan for the supplement inventory? as a regular reader of infowars and a happy customer of their supplements, i cannot see any flaw in that logic and can only hope that i, a successful business executive, will be the person they choose to give immortality to.