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> My only worry is that this acquisition makes Global Tetraeder so large that it attracts the attention of those pesky EU bureaucrats, who will want to split it
by diggan 2y ago
> My only worry is that this acquisition makes Global Tetraeder so large that it attracts the attention of those pesky EU bureaucrats, who will want to split it up into multiple imperfect solids.
Based on what previous in-real-life examples is this a realistic worry? AFAIK, "EU bureaucrats" haven't broken up a single US-based company before so seems like a weird thing to be worried about.
- arethuza 2y agoSorry, we're being critical of the EU - logic doesn't apply!
- jantissler 2y agoIt almost feels like a joke to be honest!
- criddell 2y agoAre you really criticizing The Onion's fact-checking? Can you spot any problems with their plan for the supplement inventory? > we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWars warehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal
- BizarroLand 2y agoI was a worker on that project. A crumb of the omnivitamin fell off and touched my right hand and now that hand doesn't age anymore like Bruce Willis's hands in Death Becomes Her
- Kye 2y agoMore like Death Becrumbs Her
- notatoad 2y ago>Can you spot any problems with their plan for the supplement inventory? as a regular reader of infowars and a happy customer of their supplements, i cannot see any flaw in that logic and can only hope that i, a successful business executive, will be the person they choose to give immortality to.
- 98codes 2y ago> Based on what previous in-real-life examples is this a realistic worry My interpretation is that the post you replied to was 100% satire.