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>Unless you are saying that there is a shadowy secret organization that controls the world with space lasers and UAPs…. As you return home, henchman grab you,
by nobody9999 2y ago
>Unless you are saying that there is a shadowy secret organization that controls the world with space lasers and UAPs….
As you return home, henchman grab you, blindfold you and take you to my secret lair, then bind you to a table with a laser mounted on the ceiling pointed at the table. I walk up to the table and power on the laser and its beam slowly moves toward you between your legs.
Me: "You figured it out. SPECTRE rules the world with UAPs and space lasers!! And that's unfortunate for you."
I start to walk away...
You struggle with the bonds confining you to the table, to no avail. And with just a hint of panic in your voice:
You: "Do you expect me to talk?"
I laugh and say:
Me: "No Atotalnoob. I expect you to die."
With apologies to Ian Fleming[0].
[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfinger_(film) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfinger_(film)
Edit: Fixed typo and formatting.
- Atotalnoob 2y agoI haven’t seen goldfinger, so thank you for the link, otherwise I would be very confused
- nobody9999 2y ago>I haven’t seen goldfinger, so thank you for the link, otherwise I would be very confused You should. It's fun. And Sean Connery (IMNSHO) was the best Bond.
- Atotalnoob 2y agoI don’t watch Sean Connery movies. He hits women.
- nobody9999 2y ago>He hits women. That'd be a neat trick, given that he's been dead for four years. Does he jump out of his grave to do that?
- LargoLasskhyfv 2y agoHe's just been brainwashed by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zardoz https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zardoz to do that, though... Ze Peniz iz Bäd! Ze Gun iz Good!