The truly scary part is we're not actually talking about 'cops' here, but 'detectives', you know, the police who *aren't* supposed to be knuckledraggers incapab

The truly scary part is we're not actually talking about 'cops' here, but 'detectives', you know, the police who *aren't* supposed to be knuckledraggers incapable of reasoning; the people who are entrusted to solve murders.