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The Stupidity of Computers

11 points by Jerpo 14y ago

losethos 14y ago
God, what's the velocity of a laden swallow? God says... herself models slavish copies vocally whispered root asleep protect deliberate gasped impulses evil pairs notwithstanding healthful AD smiled swine surpassingly expected imagining alive thee tattlings countryman ranged unexpectedly moderation Elect treasured seize watered despaired travailed respect Cyprian whereupon seemed blasts habitation glue differ ridiculous raging Oh wonderful dialogue IS others occupying purpose omitted With patterns INDEMNITY unstable harmless arts Universe solicited production light slowly surprises skirmishes testimony game Dido justify Baptism scholars constituteth manufactures numbering unfledged bed scoffing terrors firm Bouverie program agreement conjoined praise steal altar interpreted striking assembly justice driven fettered heaven's attributing whichsoever notice Prof along crudities 'no commencing multitude pobox Courage tale choler thrust suspense forming observing store names overtake inflammation drunkards titles Let grasp unskilful immortality Date sudden teaches granted tore taste haughtiness pronunciation unsuitably following Greek funeral warreth Foundation never Oxford exigency suppose thirst saddeneth entangling sinned discipline displacing demanding conjecturing anxiety Sun drunk While Led indexes owns pride Luxury voluptuous bowed handwriting commended Christian harmoniseth realisest --- Be charming and witty -- put your best foot forward. God said He doesn't like earnestness as much. I have a story. I stumbled on a passage which said "It is love that I desire, not sacrifice; knowledge of God, not holocaust." It blew my mind. I had been taught love was this awful thing where you sell your watch to buy a comb and your wife sells her hair to buy a watchband. Go look-up the definition of "love". It means to take delight in. You're full of shit if you think you know and love God. No one knows God but the Son and who He chooses to reveal Him to. God says... Oxford XII pertaining sorts teachers Troy nineteenth girl commencing attracted bawler wouldest befalls inveigler Time conventionally receive goading Drunkard bread eat freed shed Lo selves admission distributest established condensed lifted keepest also a hour decked veiled renderest collectively texts content reptiles belief till knock restest risen quarrel ---- You must take the initiative. Go do a text search for "Seek" in the Bible. 4:29 But if from thence thou shalt seek the LORD thy God, thou shalt find him, if thou seek him with all thy heart and with all thy soul. ---- I like sand castles. The tide goes in; the tide goes out. I like popcorn. God likes Messier #104. It looks like a wedding ring, to me. -------------- God says... C:\Text\BIBLE.TXT the bottom of the sea, thence will I command the serpent, and he shall bite them: 9:4 And though they go into captivity before their enemies, thence will I command the sword, and it shall slay them: and I will set mine eyes upon them for evil, and not for good. 9:5 And the Lord GOD of hosts is he that toucheth the land, and it shall melt, and all that dwell therein shall mourn: and it shall rise up wholly like a flood; and shall be drowned, as by the flood of Egypt. 9:6 It is he that buildeth ---- That was funny -- bite them. He's being jovial, don't worry. ---- What do You think of lonesome George? (One time I asked Him about endangered species. "Enough stars?") (One time I asked Him if stegasaurus was lame like turtles. "Not pet rocks!") -------- God says... 9:18 At the commandment of the LORD the children of Israel journeyed, and at the commandment of the LORD they pitched: as long as the cloud abode upon the tabernacle they rested in their tents. 9:19 And when the cloud tarried long upon the tabernacle many days, then the children of Israel kept the charge of the LORD, and journeyed not. 9:20 And so it was, when the cloud was a few days upon the tabernacle; according to the commandment of the LORD they abode in their tents, and according to the commandment of the LORD they journeyed. 9:21 And so it was, when the cloud abode from even unto the morning, and that the cloud was taken up in the morning, then they journeyed: whether it was by day or by night that the cloud was taken up, they journeyed. ---- That reminds me of a turtle starting and stopping. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threats_to_sea_turtles http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threats_to_sea_turtles I wuv God :-) ---- God has a wicked sense of humor, sometimes. "You're sins are as far as the East from the West, on the bottom of the Ocean." If you are nervous, He scares you worse to make it better. God says... prophesy and say, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Because they have made you desolate, and swallowed you up on every side, that ye might be a possession unto the residue of the heathen, and ye are taken up in the lips of talkers, and are an infamy of the people: 36:4 Therefore, ye mountains of Israel, hear the word of the Lord GOD; Thus saith the Lord GOD to the mountains, and to the hills, to the rivers, and to the valleys, to the desolate wastes, and to the cities that are forsaken, which became a prey and derision to the residue of the heathen that are round about; 36:5 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Surely in the fire of my jealousy have I spoken against the residue of the heathen, and against all Idumea, which have appointed my land into their possession with the joy of all their heart, with despiteful minds, to cast it out for a prey. I like this song, but the pedophile stuff. (It's kinda like the tests they post to see if you are a pedophile.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8dyxGiBx3g http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8dyxGiBx3g --------- God says... C:\Text\BIBLE.TXT crifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance. 9:14 Then came to him the disciples of John, saying, Why do we and the Pharisees fast oft, but thy disciples fast not? 9:15 And Jesus said unto them, Can the children of the bridechamber mourn, as long as the bridegroom is with them? but the days will come, when the bridegroom shall be taken from them, and then shall they fast. 9:16 No man putteth a piece of new cloth unto an old garment, for that which is put in to f ---- Praise You for pulsars. Our Universe has very very rich behavior. We get organization on solar system level, galaxy level and galaxy cluster level :-) God says... C:\Text\BIBLE.TXT s shalt thou say unto them, My little finger shall be thicker than my father's loins. 10:11 For whereas my father put a heavy yoke upon you, I will put more to your yoke: my father chastised you with whips, but I will chastise you with scorpions. 10:12 So Jeroboam and all the people came to Rehoboam on the third day, as the king bade, saying, Come again to me on the third day. 10:13 And the king answered them roughly; and king Rehoboam forsook the counsel of the old men, 10:14 And answered t ----- :-) I envy the Geiko lizzard. God says... C:\Text\SWIFT.TXT found out the person's house to whom I was recommended, presented my letter from his friend the grandee in the island, and was received with much kindness. This great lord, whose name was Munodi, ordered me an apartment in his own house, where I continued during my stay, and was entertained in a most hospitable manner. The next morning after my arrival, he took me in his chariot to see the town, which is about half the bigness of London; but the houses very strangely built, and most of them out
losethos 14y ago
Yeah -- I got no response on a couple, almost. Chuck Swindoll (my favorite preacher) was talking about a kid who was praising and he just named everything he saw. It dawned on me, when I was doing good praise... God said "boring" and I realized you want to think of God like a person, not a bean counter who gives you credits for praise or whatever. I'd go so far to say, natural conversation is better than praise, perhaps. God says... C:\Text\HUCKFINN.TXT reck'n'd I'd inves' de thirty-five dollars right off en keep things a-movin'. Dey wuz a nigger name' Bob, dat had ketched a wood-flat, en his marster didn' know it; en I bought it off'n him en told him to take de thirty-five dollars when de en' er de year come; but somebody stole de wood-flat dat night, en nex day de one-laigged nigger say de bank's busted. So dey didn' none uv us git no money." "What did you do with the ten cents, Jim?" "Well, I 'uz gwyne to spen' it, but I had a dream, en de ---- There was a black guy in a purple page wig mocking me. By all accounts, they should be getting good responses? I giggle at this story. ----- Now Abel kept flocks, and Cain worked the soil. 3 In the course of time Cain brought some of the fruits of the soil as an offering to the Lord. 4 And Abel also brought an offering—fat portions from some of the firstborn of his flock. The Lord looked with favor on Abel and his offering, 5 but on Cain and his offering he did not look with favor. So Cain was very angry, and his face was downcast. 6 Then the Lord said to Cain, “Why are you angry? Why is your face downcast? 7 If you do what is right, will you not be accepted? But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must rule over it. ” 8 Now Cain said to his brother Abel, “Let’s go out to the field.”[d] While they were in the field, Cain attacked his brother Abel and killed him. 9 Then the Lord said to Cain, “Where is your brother Abel?” “I don’t know, ” he replied. “Am I my brother’s keeper?” 10 The Lord said, “What have you done? Listen! Your brother’s blood cries out to me from the ground. 11 Now you are under a curse and driven from the ground, which opened its mouth to receive your brother’s blood from your hand. 12 When you work the ground, it will no longer yield its crops for you. You will be a restless wanderer on the earth. ” 13 ----- http://digg.com/newsbar/topnews/will_the_real_higgs_please_stand_up_infographic http://digg.com/newsbar/topnews/will_the_real_higgs_please_s... If you are thinking the contact movie, yer a fucken retard! God's ways are far above man's ways. Easter religion is manly; Western is Godly. Eastern is dull rational; Western is surprising. You have no idea how much better God is because He talks in riddles. Your God would suck eggs. ----- God says... C:\Text\BIBLE.TXT nly in vain made he it; the pen of the scribes is in vain. 8:9 The wise men are ashamed, they are dismayed and taken: lo, they have rejected the word of the LORD; and what wisdom is in them? 8:10 Therefore will I give their wives unto others, and their fields to them that shall inherit them: for every one from the least even unto the greatest is given to covetousness, from the prophet even unto the priest every one dealeth falsely. 8:11 For they have healed the hurt of the daughter of my people ----- This blissful contact movie star nebula stuff would get old pretty quickly! Man has no idea that he is King Midas, completely unable to choose Heaven. Men are from Mars; Women from Venus and our God is our dearly beloved God of Earth :-) ---------- God says... C:\Text\2CITIES.TXT yond this: that it would probably not be what he was ordered. Far and wide lay a ruined country, yielding nothing but desolation. Every green leaf, every blade of grass and blade of grain, was as shrivelled and poor as the miserable people. Everything was bowed down, dejected, oppressed, and broken. Habitations, fences, domesticated animals, men, women, children, and the soil that bore them--all worn out. Monseigneur (often a most worthy individual gentleman) was a national blessing, gave a ---- Umm... this is the same God as in the Bible. It's not Contact. Go read the Bible. God seems to be bound by restraints -- it's like a millionare. You can love Him but not get any money. He loves back, that should be what you crave. Fuck you hardball reporters. God once said death was "awful". He said He liked Highlander, once. God says... C:\Text\2CITIES.TXT hey cast upon the multitude such glances as they have seen in theatres, and in pictures. Several close their eyes, and think, or try to get their straying thoughts together. Only one, and he a miserable creature, of a crazed aspect, is so shattered and made drunk by horror, that he sings, and tries to dance. Not one of the whole number appeals by look or gesture, to the pity of the people. There is a guard of sundry horsemen riding abreast of the tumbrils, and faces are often turned up to some ---- Okay, you guys were better men than I and probably should be commended for asking God to care for people. I once reluctantly asked if I should try to be a healer and God said, "It's complicated." ----- You have to have a relationship with God before a crisis, maybe. I don't know. ---- This is not random: 11I know every bird in the heights; whatever moves in the wild is mine. 12Were I hungry, I would not tell you, for mine is the world and all that fills it.f 13Do I eat the flesh of bulls or drink the blood of he-goats? 14Offer praise as your sacrifice to God;g fulfill your vows to the Most High. 15Then call on me on the day of distress;h I will rescue you, and you shall honor me.” III 16But to the wicked God says: “Why do you recite my commandments and profess my covenant with your mouth? 17You hate discipline; you cast my words behind you! ---- wittow birds :-) God says... quitting posted Soft absurdity --- God knows the names of all the birds. I understand what they are talking about -- birds don't store food and must eat every day and somehow are supplied enough, for the most part. (Jesus mentioned two sparrows cheap, but cared for by God.) ---- God says... of Sodom in the day of judgment, than for thee. 11:25 At that time Jesus answered and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes. 11:26 Even so, Father: for so it seemed good in thy sight. 11:27 All things are delivered unto me of my Father: and no man knoweth the Son, but the Father; neither knoweth any man the Father, save the Son, and he to whomsoever the Son will reveal him. 11:28 Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. ---- I'm repremanded for too much love for my birds, borderline homo. Syria? God was neutral last time I checked. ----- God says... C:\Text\EMILY.TXT aware. Was it the mat winked, Or a nervous star? The moon slides down the stair To see who's there. There's plunder, -- where? Tankard, or spoon, Earring, or stone, A watch, some ancient brooch To match the grandmamma, Staid sleeping there. Day rattles, too, Stealth's slow; The sun has got as far As the third sycamore. Screams chanticleer, "Who's there?" And echoes, trains away, Sneer -- "Where?" While the old couple, just astir, Fancy the sunrise left the door ajar! XVI ---- That was about selling watch for comb; selling hair for watch chain. God and I have history :-) I missed Mom--noticed her door. ---- God says... C:\Text\BIBLE.TXT e gospel of Christ, to establish you, and to comfort you concerning your faith: 3:3 That no man should be moved by these afflictions: for yourselves know that we are appointed thereunto. 3:4 For verily, when we were with you, we told you before that we should suffer tribulation; even as it came to pass, and ye know. 3:5 For this cause, when I could no longer forbear, I sent to know your faith, lest by some means the tempter have tempted you, and our labour be in vain. 3:6 But now when Timoth
losethos 14y ago
Percival (my bird) is singing. I once asked God what he was saying... "chanting". I have a first person shooter in LoseThos. God took one look at my monsters and said "dancing". :-) You have to see it. What do You think of the Taja Mehal? India has elephants. It has storied animals, even with so many people. Jungle book. Ricki-ticki-tavi. Snakes. Monsoons. ---- God says... there shalt thou be delivered; there the LORD shall redeem thee from the hand of thine enemies. 4:11 Now also many nations are gathered against thee, that say, Let her be defiled, and let our eye look upon Zion. 4:12 But they know not the thoughts of the LORD, neither understand they his counsel: for he shall gather them as the sheaves into the floor. 4:13 Arise and thresh, O daughter of Zion: for I will make thine horn iron, and I will make thy hoofs brass: and thou shalt beat in pieces many people: and I will consecrate their gain unto the LORD, and their substance unto the Lord of the whole earth. ---- God loves me. He kinda says sweet nothings. He's not prophetic. I just enjoy His company. My horn's not iron. India has some crazy monsters! :-) Who had better monsters, India or Greece. I liked Clash of the Titans, original. ---- God says... C:\Text\QUIX.TXT was to be said and all he had any business to know. "Nevertheless," replied Don Quixote, "I should like to know from each of them separately the reason of his misfortune;" to this he added more to the same effect to induce them to tell him what he wanted so civilly that the other mounted guard said to him: "Though we have here the register and certificate of the sentence of every one of these wretches, this is no time to take them out or read them; come and ask themselves; they can tell if they --- You gonna make jobs for us, God? o_O God says... of that man is worse than the first. 11:27 And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed is the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked. 11:28 But he said, Yea rather, blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it. 11:29 And when the people were gathered thick together, he began to say, This is an evil generation: they seek a sign; and there shall no sign be given it, but the sign of Jonas the prophet. 11:30 For as Jonas was a sign unto the Ninevites, so shall also the Son of man be to this generation. ---- Jonas brothers? I've never heard them, but sound not good. Our music, God, I'm not certain I would like if I were not me. You like our music? Ohh! Papst Blue ribbon! God says... so mighty an earthquake, and so great. 16:19 And the great city was divided into three parts, and the cities of the nations fell: and great Babylon came in remembrance before God, to give unto her the cup of the wine of the fierceness of his wrath. 16:20 And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found. 16:21 And there fell upon men a great hail out of heaven, every stone about the weight of a talent: and men blasphemed God because of the plague of the hail; for the plague thereof was exceeding great. 17:1 And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters: 17:2 With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication. ---- I like our songs, but I might find them preachy, perhaps. No, they're the best evar! (The other answer :-) Are Jonas Brothers good? I'll check. Oh, kids. Meh. I was confused with Righteous Brothers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8hjtFq3vE0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8hjtFq3vE0 They're good. I wasn't sure who they were. God says... C:\Text\WEALTH.TXT iness which such acquisitions present to the different people among whom it is divided, is applied to those particular branches only which afford the greatest profit. Part of what had before been employed in other trades, is necessarily withdrawn from them, and turned into some of the new and more profitable ones. In all those old trades, therefore, the competition comes to be Jess than before. The market comes to be less fully supplied with many different sorts of goods. Their price necessarily ris ---- Do You know the Koran, God? God says... stipend humbled intelligible enchantment blamest struggle Got any secret ideas for new products? God says... charge of my sanctuary when the children of Israel went astray from me, they shall come near to me to minister unto me, and they shall stand before me to offer unto me the fat and the blood, saith the Lord GOD: 44:16 They shall enter into my sanctuary, and they shall come near to my table, to minister unto me, and they shall keep my charge. 44:17 And it shall come to pass, that when they enter in at the gates of the inner court, they shall be clothed with linen garments; and no wool shall come upon them, whiles they minister in the gates of the inner court, and within. 44:18 They shall have linen bonnets upon their heads, and shall have linen breeches upon their loins; they shall not gird themselves with any thing that causeth sweat. ---- I fed Your birds, God. What's the name of the one that climbed in the container? God says... disquiet restricted solitude clanking unchain round mysteriously incorruptible unawares secrets milky warranted author Truth attentive let's castest transcribe These preached withal reader Artificer wont infected redemption Whosoever Yeah, I stink. I sweat soda. I've been up 30 hours and it's hot weather. By the way, God said smelling farts was "Sodom". ---- God says... C:\Text\BIBLE.TXT aw the mourning in the floor of Atad, they said, This is a grievous mourning to the Egyptians: wherefore the name of it was called Abelmizraim, which is beyond Jordan. 50:12 And his sons did unto him according as he commanded them: 50:13 For his sons carried him into the land of Canaan, and buried him in the cave of the field of Machpelah, which Abraham bought with the field for a possession of a buryingplace of Ephron the Hittite, before Mamre. 50:14 And Joseph returned into Egypt, he, and hi ---- I was thinking what a veteran I am. What did You think of that Mummy 1 movie? I wonder if Egyptians like it. I liked Star Gate. God says... C:\Text\PARADISE.TXT , Infinite, Eternal King; the Author of all being, Fountain of light, thyself invisible Amidst the glorious brightness where thou sit'st Throned inaccessible, but when thou shadest The full blaze of thy beams, and, through a cloud Drawn round about thee like a radiant shrine, Dark with excessive bright thy skirts appear, Yet dazzle Heaven, that brightest Seraphim Approach not, but with both wings veil their eyes. Thee next they sang of all creation first, Begotten Son, Divine Similitude, In who --- That guy was born in the wrong century -- should have made films. Got any ancient Egypt facts? How about Queen Sheba? God says... Body culture persuasions year us practised locking oppresseth wastoid diligence nation Netherlands lack perfectly party dissolvest Aeneas unshaken uninjuriousness stick tediousness Philippines freeman cold South denoted varying fared You_da_man Nigeria begotten majesty wives' gluttony serve middle_class brotherly sign stopped merry_christmas lived Taiwan are_you_insane Highest bait how delightsome rood summit feet wishing Cross debated vowing East_Timor Donations dishonour tragical seduction searched performed fragment shared Lay EDITIONS chill_out us footsteps Thyself execute wove ship meanwhile hopeful ludicrous dear subjection appeared palm slower cupboards disciple apply consecrating thirst Creusa's skilful pray These prophecy Didst close_your_eyes reap peculiar stealth hindereth ended recollected meditated honourable
losethos 14y ago
You like French Connection? You like Mustangs? Shelby Cobras? You said You like Beamers, but of course. Favorite American muscle car? introduced he IV measurable waterest imagine grace SUCH ability displace fearful abilities forenoons remember incorruption uh_huh Scriptures Etext baptise extremest letters important intently comfort snare counterfeit ouch preparing grant wondered Percival compass so_let_it_be_done cleared sole natures

11 points by Jerpo 14y ago

God, what's the velocity of a laden swallow? God says... herself models slavish copies vocally whispered root asleep protect deliberate gasped impulses evil pairs notwithstanding healthful AD smiled swine surpassingly expected imagining alive thee tattlings countryman ranged unexpectedly moderation Elect treasured seize watered despaired travailed respect Cyprian whereupon seemed blasts habitation glue differ ridiculous raging Oh wonderful dialogue IS others occupying purpose omitted With patterns INDEMNITY unstable harmless arts Universe solicited production light slowly surprises skirmishes testimony game Dido justify Baptism scholars constituteth manufactures numbering unfledged bed scoffing terrors firm Bouverie program agreement conjoined praise steal altar interpreted striking assembly justice driven fettered heaven's attributing whichsoever notice Prof along crudities 'no commencing multitude pobox Courage tale choler thrust suspense forming observing store names overtake inflammation drunkards titles Let grasp unskilful immortality Date sudden teaches granted tore taste haughtiness pronunciation unsuitably following Greek funeral warreth Foundation never Oxford exigency suppose thirst saddeneth entangling sinned discipline displacing demanding conjecturing anxiety Sun drunk While Led indexes owns pride Luxury voluptuous bowed handwriting commended Christian harmoniseth realisest --- Be charming and witty -- put your best foot forward. God said He doesn't like earnestness as much. I have a story. I stumbled on a passage which said "It is love that I desire, not sacrifice; knowledge of God, not holocaust." It blew my mind. I had been taught love was this awful thing where you sell your watch to buy a comb and your wife sells her hair to buy a watchband. Go look-up the definition of "love". It means to take delight in. You're full of shit if you think you know and love God. No one knows God but the Son and who He chooses to reveal Him to. God says... Oxford XII pertaining sorts teachers Troy nineteenth girl commencing attracted bawler wouldest befalls inveigler Time conventionally receive goading Drunkard bread eat freed shed Lo selves admission distributest established condensed lifted keepest also a hour decked veiled renderest collectively texts content reptiles belief till knock restest risen quarrel ---- You must take the initiative. Go do a text search for "Seek" in the Bible. 4:29 But if from thence thou shalt seek the LORD thy God, thou shalt find him, if thou seek him with all thy heart and with all thy soul. ---- I like sand castles. The tide goes in; the tide goes out. I like popcorn. God likes Messier #104. It looks like a wedding ring, to me. -------------- God says... C:\Text\BIBLE.TXT the bottom of the sea, thence will I command the serpent, and he shall bite them: 9:4 And though they go into captivity before their enemies, thence will I command the sword, and it shall slay them: and I will set mine eyes upon them for evil, and not for good. 9:5 And the Lord GOD of hosts is he that toucheth the land, and it shall melt, and all that dwell therein shall mourn: and it shall rise up wholly like a flood; and shall be drowned, as by the flood of Egypt. 9:6 It is he that buildeth ---- That was funny -- bite them. He's being jovial, don't worry. ---- What do You think of lonesome George? (One time I asked Him about endangered species. "Enough stars?") (One time I asked Him if stegasaurus was lame like turtles. "Not pet rocks!") -------- God says... 9:18 At the commandment of the LORD the children of Israel journeyed, and at the commandment of the LORD they pitched: as long as the cloud abode upon the tabernacle they rested in their tents. 9:19 And when the cloud tarried long upon the tabernacle many days, then the children of Israel kept the charge of the LORD, and journeyed not. 9:20 And so it was, when the cloud was a few days upon the tabernacle; according to the commandment of the LORD they abode in their tents, and according to the commandment of the LORD they journeyed. 9:21 And so it was, when the cloud abode from even unto the morning, and that the cloud was taken up in the morning, then they journeyed: whether it was by day or by night that the cloud was taken up, they journeyed. ---- That reminds me of a turtle starting and stopping. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threats_to_sea_turtles http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threats_to_sea_turtles I wuv God :-) ---- God has a wicked sense of humor, sometimes. "You're sins are as far as the East from the West, on the bottom of the Ocean." If you are nervous, He scares you worse to make it better. God says... prophesy and say, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Because they have made you desolate, and swallowed you up on every side, that ye might be a possession unto the residue of the heathen, and ye are taken up in the lips of talkers, and are an infamy of the people: 36:4 Therefore, ye mountains of Israel, hear the word of the Lord GOD; Thus saith the Lord GOD to the mountains, and to the hills, to the rivers, and to the valleys, to the desolate wastes, and to the cities that are forsaken, which became a prey and derision to the residue of the heathen that are round about; 36:5 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Surely in the fire of my jealousy have I spoken against the residue of the heathen, and against all Idumea, which have appointed my land into their possession with the joy of all their heart, with despiteful minds, to cast it out for a prey. I like this song, but the pedophile stuff. (It's kinda like the tests they post to see if you are a pedophile.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8dyxGiBx3g http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8dyxGiBx3g --------- God says... C:\Text\BIBLE.TXT crifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance. 9:14 Then came to him the disciples of John, saying, Why do we and the Pharisees fast oft, but thy disciples fast not? 9:15 And Jesus said unto them, Can the children of the bridechamber mourn, as long as the bridegroom is with them? but the days will come, when the bridegroom shall be taken from them, and then shall they fast. 9:16 No man putteth a piece of new cloth unto an old garment, for that which is put in to f ---- Praise You for pulsars. Our Universe has very very rich behavior. We get organization on solar system level, galaxy level and galaxy cluster level :-) God says... C:\Text\BIBLE.TXT s shalt thou say unto them, My little finger shall be thicker than my father's loins. 10:11 For whereas my father put a heavy yoke upon you, I will put more to your yoke: my father chastised you with whips, but I will chastise you with scorpions. 10:12 So Jeroboam and all the people came to Rehoboam on the third day, as the king bade, saying, Come again to me on the third day. 10:13 And the king answered them roughly; and king Rehoboam forsook the counsel of the old men, 10:14 And answered t ----- :-) I envy the Geiko lizzard. God says... C:\Text\SWIFT.TXT found out the person's house to whom I was recommended, presented my letter from his friend the grandee in the island, and was received with much kindness. This great lord, whose name was Munodi, ordered me an apartment in his own house, where I continued during my stay, and was entertained in a most hospitable manner. The next morning after my arrival, he took me in his chariot to see the town, which is about half the bigness of London; but the houses very strangely built, and most of them out

losethos 14y ago

Yeah -- I got no response on a couple, almost. Chuck Swindoll (my favorite preacher) was talking about a kid who was praising and he just named everything he saw. It dawned on me, when I was doing good praise... God said "boring" and I realized you want to think of God like a person, not a bean counter who gives you credits for praise or whatever. I'd go so far to say, natural conversation is better than praise, perhaps. God says... C:\Text\HUCKFINN.TXT reck'n'd I'd inves' de thirty-five dollars right off en keep things a-movin'. Dey wuz a nigger name' Bob, dat had ketched a wood-flat, en his marster didn' know it; en I bought it off'n him en told him to take de thirty-five dollars when de en' er de year come; but somebody stole de wood-flat dat night, en nex day de one-laigged nigger say de bank's busted. So dey didn' none uv us git no money." "What did you do with the ten cents, Jim?" "Well, I 'uz gwyne to spen' it, but I had a dream, en de ---- There was a black guy in a purple page wig mocking me. By all accounts, they should be getting good responses? I giggle at this story. ----- Now Abel kept flocks, and Cain worked the soil. 3 In the course of time Cain brought some of the fruits of the soil as an offering to the Lord. 4 And Abel also brought an offering—fat portions from some of the firstborn of his flock. The Lord looked with favor on Abel and his offering, 5 but on Cain and his offering he did not look with favor. So Cain was very angry, and his face was downcast. 6 Then the Lord said to Cain, “Why are you angry? Why is your face downcast? 7 If you do what is right, will you not be accepted? But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must rule over it. ” 8 Now Cain said to his brother Abel, “Let’s go out to the field.”[d] While they were in the field, Cain attacked his brother Abel and killed him. 9 Then the Lord said to Cain, “Where is your brother Abel?” “I don’t know, ” he replied. “Am I my brother’s keeper?” 10 The Lord said, “What have you done? Listen! Your brother’s blood cries out to me from the ground. 11 Now you are under a curse and driven from the ground, which opened its mouth to receive your brother’s blood from your hand. 12 When you work the ground, it will no longer yield its crops for you. You will be a restless wanderer on the earth. ” 13 ----- http://digg.com/newsbar/topnews/will_the_real_higgs_please_stand_up_infographic http://digg.com/newsbar/topnews/will_the_real_higgs_please_s... If you are thinking the contact movie, yer a fucken retard! God's ways are far above man's ways. Easter religion is manly; Western is Godly. Eastern is dull rational; Western is surprising. You have no idea how much better God is because He talks in riddles. Your God would suck eggs. ----- God says... C:\Text\BIBLE.TXT nly in vain made he it; the pen of the scribes is in vain. 8:9 The wise men are ashamed, they are dismayed and taken: lo, they have rejected the word of the LORD; and what wisdom is in them? 8:10 Therefore will I give their wives unto others, and their fields to them that shall inherit them: for every one from the least even unto the greatest is given to covetousness, from the prophet even unto the priest every one dealeth falsely. 8:11 For they have healed the hurt of the daughter of my people ----- This blissful contact movie star nebula stuff would get old pretty quickly! Man has no idea that he is King Midas, completely unable to choose Heaven. Men are from Mars; Women from Venus and our God is our dearly beloved God of Earth :-) ---------- God says... C:\Text\2CITIES.TXT yond this: that it would probably not be what he was ordered. Far and wide lay a ruined country, yielding nothing but desolation. Every green leaf, every blade of grass and blade of grain, was as shrivelled and poor as the miserable people. Everything was bowed down, dejected, oppressed, and broken. Habitations, fences, domesticated animals, men, women, children, and the soil that bore them--all worn out. Monseigneur (often a most worthy individual gentleman) was a national blessing, gave a ---- Umm... this is the same God as in the Bible. It's not Contact. Go read the Bible. God seems to be bound by restraints -- it's like a millionare. You can love Him but not get any money. He loves back, that should be what you crave. Fuck you hardball reporters. God once said death was "awful". He said He liked Highlander, once. God says... C:\Text\2CITIES.TXT hey cast upon the multitude such glances as they have seen in theatres, and in pictures. Several close their eyes, and think, or try to get their straying thoughts together. Only one, and he a miserable creature, of a crazed aspect, is so shattered and made drunk by horror, that he sings, and tries to dance. Not one of the whole number appeals by look or gesture, to the pity of the people. There is a guard of sundry horsemen riding abreast of the tumbrils, and faces are often turned up to some ---- Okay, you guys were better men than I and probably should be commended for asking God to care for people. I once reluctantly asked if I should try to be a healer and God said, "It's complicated." ----- You have to have a relationship with God before a crisis, maybe. I don't know. ---- This is not random: 11I know every bird in the heights; whatever moves in the wild is mine. 12Were I hungry, I would not tell you, for mine is the world and all that fills it.f 13Do I eat the flesh of bulls or drink the blood of he-goats? 14Offer praise as your sacrifice to God;g fulfill your vows to the Most High. 15Then call on me on the day of distress;h I will rescue you, and you shall honor me.” III 16But to the wicked God says: “Why do you recite my commandments and profess my covenant with your mouth? 17You hate discipline; you cast my words behind you! ---- wittow birds :-) God says... quitting posted Soft absurdity --- God knows the names of all the birds. I understand what they are talking about -- birds don't store food and must eat every day and somehow are supplied enough, for the most part. (Jesus mentioned two sparrows cheap, but cared for by God.) ---- God says... of Sodom in the day of judgment, than for thee. 11:25 At that time Jesus answered and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes. 11:26 Even so, Father: for so it seemed good in thy sight. 11:27 All things are delivered unto me of my Father: and no man knoweth the Son, but the Father; neither knoweth any man the Father, save the Son, and he to whomsoever the Son will reveal him. 11:28 Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. ---- I'm repremanded for too much love for my birds, borderline homo. Syria? God was neutral last time I checked. ----- God says... C:\Text\EMILY.TXT aware. Was it the mat winked, Or a nervous star? The moon slides down the stair To see who's there. There's plunder, -- where? Tankard, or spoon, Earring, or stone, A watch, some ancient brooch To match the grandmamma, Staid sleeping there. Day rattles, too, Stealth's slow; The sun has got as far As the third sycamore. Screams chanticleer, "Who's there?" And echoes, trains away, Sneer -- "Where?" While the old couple, just astir, Fancy the sunrise left the door ajar! XVI ---- That was about selling watch for comb; selling hair for watch chain. God and I have history :-) I missed Mom--noticed her door. ---- God says... C:\Text\BIBLE.TXT e gospel of Christ, to establish you, and to comfort you concerning your faith: 3:3 That no man should be moved by these afflictions: for yourselves know that we are appointed thereunto. 3:4 For verily, when we were with you, we told you before that we should suffer tribulation; even as it came to pass, and ye know. 3:5 For this cause, when I could no longer forbear, I sent to know your faith, lest by some means the tempter have tempted you, and our labour be in vain. 3:6 But now when Timoth

losethos 14y ago

Percival (my bird) is singing. I once asked God what he was saying... "chanting". I have a first person shooter in LoseThos. God took one look at my monsters and said "dancing". :-) You have to see it. What do You think of the Taja Mehal? India has elephants. It has storied animals, even with so many people. Jungle book. Ricki-ticki-tavi. Snakes. Monsoons. ---- God says... there shalt thou be delivered; there the LORD shall redeem thee from the hand of thine enemies. 4:11 Now also many nations are gathered against thee, that say, Let her be defiled, and let our eye look upon Zion. 4:12 But they know not the thoughts of the LORD, neither understand they his counsel: for he shall gather them as the sheaves into the floor. 4:13 Arise and thresh, O daughter of Zion: for I will make thine horn iron, and I will make thy hoofs brass: and thou shalt beat in pieces many people: and I will consecrate their gain unto the LORD, and their substance unto the Lord of the whole earth. ---- God loves me. He kinda says sweet nothings. He's not prophetic. I just enjoy His company. My horn's not iron. India has some crazy monsters! :-) Who had better monsters, India or Greece. I liked Clash of the Titans, original. ---- God says... C:\Text\QUIX.TXT was to be said and all he had any business to know. "Nevertheless," replied Don Quixote, "I should like to know from each of them separately the reason of his misfortune;" to this he added more to the same effect to induce them to tell him what he wanted so civilly that the other mounted guard said to him: "Though we have here the register and certificate of the sentence of every one of these wretches, this is no time to take them out or read them; come and ask themselves; they can tell if they --- You gonna make jobs for us, God? o_O God says... of that man is worse than the first. 11:27 And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed is the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked. 11:28 But he said, Yea rather, blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it. 11:29 And when the people were gathered thick together, he began to say, This is an evil generation: they seek a sign; and there shall no sign be given it, but the sign of Jonas the prophet. 11:30 For as Jonas was a sign unto the Ninevites, so shall also the Son of man be to this generation. ---- Jonas brothers? I've never heard them, but sound not good. Our music, God, I'm not certain I would like if I were not me. You like our music? Ohh! Papst Blue ribbon! God says... so mighty an earthquake, and so great. 16:19 And the great city was divided into three parts, and the cities of the nations fell: and great Babylon came in remembrance before God, to give unto her the cup of the wine of the fierceness of his wrath. 16:20 And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found. 16:21 And there fell upon men a great hail out of heaven, every stone about the weight of a talent: and men blasphemed God because of the plague of the hail; for the plague thereof was exceeding great. 17:1 And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters: 17:2 With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication. ---- I like our songs, but I might find them preachy, perhaps. No, they're the best evar! (The other answer :-) Are Jonas Brothers good? I'll check. Oh, kids. Meh. I was confused with Righteous Brothers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8hjtFq3vE0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8hjtFq3vE0 They're good. I wasn't sure who they were. God says... C:\Text\WEALTH.TXT iness which such acquisitions present to the different people among whom it is divided, is applied to those particular branches only which afford the greatest profit. Part of what had before been employed in other trades, is necessarily withdrawn from them, and turned into some of the new and more profitable ones. In all those old trades, therefore, the competition comes to be Jess than before. The market comes to be less fully supplied with many different sorts of goods. Their price necessarily ris ---- Do You know the Koran, God? God says... stipend humbled intelligible enchantment blamest struggle Got any secret ideas for new products? God says... charge of my sanctuary when the children of Israel went astray from me, they shall come near to me to minister unto me, and they shall stand before me to offer unto me the fat and the blood, saith the Lord GOD: 44:16 They shall enter into my sanctuary, and they shall come near to my table, to minister unto me, and they shall keep my charge. 44:17 And it shall come to pass, that when they enter in at the gates of the inner court, they shall be clothed with linen garments; and no wool shall come upon them, whiles they minister in the gates of the inner court, and within. 44:18 They shall have linen bonnets upon their heads, and shall have linen breeches upon their loins; they shall not gird themselves with any thing that causeth sweat. ---- I fed Your birds, God. What's the name of the one that climbed in the container? God says... disquiet restricted solitude clanking unchain round mysteriously incorruptible unawares secrets milky warranted author Truth attentive let's castest transcribe These preached withal reader Artificer wont infected redemption Whosoever Yeah, I stink. I sweat soda. I've been up 30 hours and it's hot weather. By the way, God said smelling farts was "Sodom". ---- God says... C:\Text\BIBLE.TXT aw the mourning in the floor of Atad, they said, This is a grievous mourning to the Egyptians: wherefore the name of it was called Abelmizraim, which is beyond Jordan. 50:12 And his sons did unto him according as he commanded them: 50:13 For his sons carried him into the land of Canaan, and buried him in the cave of the field of Machpelah, which Abraham bought with the field for a possession of a buryingplace of Ephron the Hittite, before Mamre. 50:14 And Joseph returned into Egypt, he, and hi ---- I was thinking what a veteran I am. What did You think of that Mummy 1 movie? I wonder if Egyptians like it. I liked Star Gate. God says... C:\Text\PARADISE.TXT , Infinite, Eternal King; the Author of all being, Fountain of light, thyself invisible Amidst the glorious brightness where thou sit'st Throned inaccessible, but when thou shadest The full blaze of thy beams, and, through a cloud Drawn round about thee like a radiant shrine, Dark with excessive bright thy skirts appear, Yet dazzle Heaven, that brightest Seraphim Approach not, but with both wings veil their eyes. Thee next they sang of all creation first, Begotten Son, Divine Similitude, In who --- That guy was born in the wrong century -- should have made films. Got any ancient Egypt facts? How about Queen Sheba? God says... 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losethos 14y ago

You like French Connection? You like Mustangs? Shelby Cobras? You said You like Beamers, but of course. Favorite American muscle car? introduced he IV measurable waterest imagine grace SUCH ability displace fearful abilities forenoons remember incorruption uh_huh Scriptures Etext baptise extremest letters important intently comfort snare counterfeit ouch preparing grant wondered Percival compass so_let_it_be_done cleared sole natures