This is awesome! I would like the same thing for Windows though, but for every 1 GB of data sent to MS, Steve Ballmer would quote one of his classics, like "Mic

This is awesome! I would like the same thing for Windows though, but for every 1 GB of data sent to MS, Steve Ballmer would quote one of his classics, like "Microsoft is not a monopoly" or "Google’s not a real company"