"I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." -- Misattributed to Mark Twain (Apparently a variant of a line by Clare

"I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." -- Misattributed to Mark Twain (Apparently a variant of a line by Clarence Darrow: <https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mark-twain-obituary-pleasure/ https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mark-twain-obituary-pleasu...>.)