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I don't do either of those things. * I don't think there's actually any scientific studies proving brushing works, but the toothbrush definitely sheds micropla

I don't do either of those things. * I don't think there's actually any scientific studies proving brushing works, but the toothbrush definitely sheds microplastics into your body. Same with flossing. * I don't see the need to completely obliterate all bacteria living on the surface of a part my body just because I touched my penis for a minute. * I don't use shampoo either, it was brought from India just 200 years ago. Anti-dandruff shampoo isn't real and we don't even know exactly what causes it. Outwardly I'm a pretty normal person.

grahamj 2y ago
> I don't see the need to completely obliterate all bacteria living on the surface of a part my body just because I touched my penis for a minute. It's not because you touched your penis, it's because you're going to touch things in the world that other people will also touch and you respect other people's preference not to touch your penis bacteria because you're not a sociopath. Right?
- kjs3 2y ago
  * because you're not a sociopath. Right?* I think I spotted the flaw in your line of thinking.
- Smithalicious 2y ago
  Does an otherwise clean penis have meaningfully more bacteria on it than other parts of the body? I suspect that when I touch my oenks I'm transferring more bacteria onto it from my hands than vice versa, considering my donger mostly stays in my pants while my hands manipulate objects all day long.
  - sdwr 2y ago
    It's the sweat production. Imagine someone sticking their hand in their armpit, then shaking your hand. Vs putting a hand on their bare hip, then shaking your hand. Also, groin sweat smells different and probably has extra hormones/pheromones in it
    - ssl-3 2y ago
      I imagine that every time I shake hands with someone. Maybe that didn't just remove their KFC-greased, butthole-stinky finger from their nose before we shook hands, or maybe they did.
  - Eisenstein 2y ago
    Yes it does. Dark, dank places grow much more bacteria than other places. It also happens to be right near your poop hole. It isn't that hard to make an agar plate and put it under a lamp for a few days. Why you try a swab of crotch juice and a swab of face juice and incubate them each and see what you get?
- DreaminDani 2y ago
  It's always been my assumption that we wash our hands when we go to the bathroom for two reasons: 1. Wiping your butt can lead to feces getting in your hand. A lot of diseases can come from feces. 2. It's a good frequency to wash off whatever else you've been touching that day. Assuming you go to the bathroom 3-7 times a day, that's that many opportunities to wash off the dirt you were digging in, trash you picked up off the street or someone else's hand you shook.
  - grahamj 2y ago
    Those are good reasons for yourself, sure. But other people existing is an important reason too.
  - blharr 2y ago
    Bathroom 3 to 7 times a day? I go like once a day
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duckmysick 2y ago
Here's one that looked at caries in children who brushed compared to those who didn't brush: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20116887/ https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20116887/ > but the toothbrush definitely sheds microplastics into your body You can use miswak, which is a type of twig. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miswak https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miswak
joemazerino 2y ago
Washing your hands is good hygienic practice. Maybe you aren't a dirty slob but others are.
ggu7hgfk8j 2y ago
The goal isn't to nuke the bacteria. The goal is to deny them a growth medium which could let their population explode. Cleaning not disinfecting. Alcogel for hands and alcoholic mouthwash are things to be sure but they aren't nearly as common.
dpig_ 2y ago
Hey! Always so cool to meet the main character.

grahamj 2y ago

> I don't see the need to completely obliterate all bacteria living on the surface of a part my body just because I touched my penis for a minute. It's not because you touched your penis, it's because you're going to touch things in the world that other people will also touch and you respect other people's preference not to touch your penis bacteria because you're not a sociopath. Right?

kjs3 2y ago
* because you're not a sociopath. Right?* I think I spotted the flaw in your line of thinking.
Smithalicious 2y ago
Does an otherwise clean penis have meaningfully more bacteria on it than other parts of the body? I suspect that when I touch my oenks I'm transferring more bacteria onto it from my hands than vice versa, considering my donger mostly stays in my pants while my hands manipulate objects all day long.
- sdwr 2y ago
  It's the sweat production. Imagine someone sticking their hand in their armpit, then shaking your hand. Vs putting a hand on their bare hip, then shaking your hand. Also, groin sweat smells different and probably has extra hormones/pheromones in it
  - ssl-3 2y ago
    I imagine that every time I shake hands with someone. Maybe that didn't just remove their KFC-greased, butthole-stinky finger from their nose before we shook hands, or maybe they did.
- Eisenstein 2y ago
  Yes it does. Dark, dank places grow much more bacteria than other places. It also happens to be right near your poop hole. It isn't that hard to make an agar plate and put it under a lamp for a few days. Why you try a swab of crotch juice and a swab of face juice and incubate them each and see what you get?
DreaminDani 2y ago
It's always been my assumption that we wash our hands when we go to the bathroom for two reasons: 1. Wiping your butt can lead to feces getting in your hand. A lot of diseases can come from feces. 2. It's a good frequency to wash off whatever else you've been touching that day. Assuming you go to the bathroom 3-7 times a day, that's that many opportunities to wash off the dirt you were digging in, trash you picked up off the street or someone else's hand you shook.
- grahamj 2y ago
  Those are good reasons for yourself, sure. But other people existing is an important reason too.
- blharr 2y ago
  Bathroom 3 to 7 times a day? I go like once a day
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duckmysick 2y ago

Here's one that looked at caries in children who brushed compared to those who didn't brush: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20116887/ https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20116887/ > but the toothbrush definitely sheds microplastics into your body You can use miswak, which is a type of twig. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miswak https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miswak

joemazerino 2y ago

Washing your hands is good hygienic practice. Maybe you aren't a dirty slob but others are.

ggu7hgfk8j 2y ago

The goal isn't to nuke the bacteria. The goal is to deny them a growth medium which could let their population explode. Cleaning not disinfecting. Alcogel for hands and alcoholic mouthwash are things to be sure but they aren't nearly as common.

dpig_ 2y ago

Hey! Always so cool to meet the main character.