What persuasive power are you going to lose if you cut out the jokes that 5-year plan is stripes? And that's the first 3% of the talk, so pure lossless compress

What persuasive power are you going to lose if you cut out the jokes that 5-year plan is stripes? And that's the first 3% of the talk, so pure lossless compression > "Static types bad, Clojure good?" sure, this kind of summary is useless, but then is simply too short