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from: http://chikolara.multiply.com/journal/item/56 http://chikolara.multiply.com/journal/item/56 THE RULES: 1. The female always makes the rules. 2. The rule
by pageman 18y ago
from: http://chikolara.multiply.com/journal/item/56 http://chikolara.multiply.com/journal/item/56
THE RULES:
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said.
7. If rule 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for the misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind at any given point of time.
9. The male must never change his mind without written consent from the female.
10. The female has every right to be upset or angry at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all time, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
14. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.
- gamache 18y agoThis post is only slightly more retarded than the much-longer-winded article (and neither one has as much substance as, say, the average 37signals blog).