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Paraphrased, "I was driving home, stuck in traffic, and this thought occurred to me, now I know this is bad, but I thought, if half of everyone in this city die
by SapporoChris 2y ago
Paraphrased, "I was driving home, stuck in traffic, and this thought occurred to me, now I know this is bad, but I thought, if half of everyone in this city died, I'd be home by now." - Paul Reiser
- yellowapple 2y agoThey'd need to specifically die in their own homes (or otherwise not on the roads), or else the resulting traffic jams would make your drive home even longer.
- nostrademons 2y agoWhen combined with "You aren't stuck in traffic, you are the traffic", the two quotes sum to "Go kill yourself."
- SapporoChris 2y agoDarker than mine, nice.