Now I have a very evil idea: what about registering a binfmt handler for the header bytes “#include”? Sure, it doesn’t handle all C/C++ programs (notably any pr

Now I have a very evil idea: what about registering a binfmt handler for the header bytes “#include”? Sure, it doesn’t handle all C/C++ programs (notably any program that dares to start with a comment), but it would not require modifying any source code! (For even more insanity I guess you could also trigger on // and /*, although there’s some risk of false positives then!)