Yeah, let's trash the 50 year old industry standard and let's obfuscate the interface to one of the most performance sensitive part of an application. Hell, let

Yeah, let's trash the 50 year old industry standard and let's obfuscate the interface to one of the most performance sensitive part of an application. Hell, lets build multiple obfuscators for each language, each with it's own astonishing behavior that turns pathological once you actually get usage on the app.