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As an alternative solution, someone offered a coffin with a large spike on it.
by Duwensatzaj 2y ago
As an alternative solution, someone offered a coffin with a large spike on it.
- throwup238 2y agoDwight Schrute’s family had the best solution: on the day of the funeral, they’d just shoot the corpse in the casket three times with a shotgun at point blank range. They also got married while standing in their graves. The weddings were a bleak affair, but the funerals were surprisingly romantic.