> Microwaves cook meat well. At the time of writing, you, dear reader, are unfortunately made of meat. It is therefore of utmost importance that the box keeps m

> Microwaves cook meat well. At the time of writing, you, dear reader, are unfortunately made of meat. It is therefore of utmost importance that the box keeps microwaves inside the box, while also offering a convenient door to open the box. I love writing like this. Informative, polite and unhinged.