You are right. I read their posts as the ramblings of someone who is currently in shock, found a bunch of bad practices in the logging + data retention, and is

You are right. I read their posts as the ramblings of someone who is currently in shock, found a bunch of bad practices in the logging + data retention, and is now just tongue-in-cheek mocking (the puns...) everything even if they don't have much experience with it. I would probably say something similarly incorrect if I found some perl and tried to understand it because I know nothing about writing maintainable perl.