You should tell my PM and manager this. Also, what else are standups even for? Everything I've read or seen IRL is some bullshit about using them for teams to

You should tell my PM and manager this. Also, what else are standups even for? Everything I've read or seen IRL is some bullshit about using them for teams to "align" or "sync up" or "share progress" or nine other euphemisms for status updates. Let's call a spade a spade.