Now all the article needs is a manual that is purportedly written two thousand years ago that rules "dragons exist in garages." And then all peoples with garage

Now all the article needs is a manual that is purportedly written two thousand years ago that rules "dragons exist in garages." And then all peoples with garages and dragons need to have a special purpose for existence (making people aware of the reptilian friends in the garages), and he'd have modern religion in a nutshell.