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I feel there is enough in the article to build an image of the game in your head: I'm imagining a game game where two people trying to destroy the other person'
by lock_enthusiast 2y ago
I feel there is enough in the article to build an image of the game in your head: I'm imagining a game game where two people trying to destroy the other person's chestnut by whirring and hitting the chestnuts on the end of strings. Now I'm going to go check my mental image against wikipedia.
- Nursie 2y agoThat's more or less it. You make a hole through your 'conker' (horse chestnut, not the edible type) and thread a string or a bootlace through it. Then you take turns. One holds their string still and lets the conker hang down, the other gets a swing at it with their conker. Whoever's conker lasts the longest is the winner. There were all sorts of rumours about baking them, or soaking in vinegar or what have you to harden them up, but effectively it's the sort of game that a bunch of kids can play under a horse chestnut tree with relatively few props. Using a steel 'ringer' in that circumstance would be the worst sort of unsportsmanlike behaviour.
- riffraff 2y agoHo do you drill the hole? I'm having trouble imagining kids with needles in their pockets, do you do it with a pencil or toothpick? We've got a ton of horse chestnuts in my neighborhood but I've never heard of this game and I'm eager to introduce it to my kids. Also, doesn't the conker spiral around your hand hitting it and hurting you?
- LandR 2y ago> your hand hitting it and hurting you? WHen you were a kid, accidentally hitting yourself or the other person was just part of it!
- looperhacks 2y agoI'm not from Britain, but we used to craft with chestnuts. We always used a small hand drill (Wikipedia tells me it's called a gimlet). I assume it's the same in Britain
- tankenmate 2y agoHorse chestnut shells are very hard, normally you would drill the hole.
- Nursie 2y agoA gimlet? Hammer and a thick-ish nail? Honestly I can't remember how we used to do it. Might even have used a hand drill at some point. They're fairly soft when you've made a hole in the shell, so you might get away with a screwdriver? When at school we probably made do with a compass (the drawing kind), as we all had them. I'm sure that resulted in a pretty high rate of conkers being destroyed before they could be strung, and a lot of ruined compasses. > Also, doesn't the conker spiral around your hand hitting it and hurting you? Generally not, though the game isn't without its minor hazards :) There's a (very sweet) video here that seems to do a good job of showing the process and the game - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLGuZZraIqg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLGuZZraIqg Through the exact rules are up to the players and I personally consider the "stamps" rule they mention to be foul play :)
- riffraff 2y agocompass makes a ton of sense, and that is indeed a sweet video, thanks for sharing!
- dageshi 2y agoWe randomly had something like this in our kitchen draw... https://www.amazon.co.uk/SpitJack-Trussing-Butchers-Roasting-Stainless/dp/B07W951V8S https://www.amazon.co.uk/SpitJack-Trussing-Butchers-Roasting... Attach string, push through, detach string and remove.
- riffraff 2y agosweet!
- bluehatbrit 2y ago> Also, doesn't the conker spiral around your hand hitting it and hurting you? Not usually in my experience, the string isn't that short and you're holding it at one end. Injury is still possible though, but that's part of the fun!
- oniony 2y agoWe used to have a BBQ skewer that we used for various purposes, including adding holes to belts. We'd heat it up on the gas hob and then burn a hole through the conker. I actually still have the same one I've inherited in my kitchen drawer. If you have an awl, you could use that instead, but I'd recommend heating it to get a cleaner hole. You need to use a long enough string. Old cotton shoe laces are actually perfect as the aglets make threading that much easier. The force of one conker against another is enough to sometimes make it spin round, but not enough to do any real damage. You just need a long enough string that your fingers are not in the firing range. Obviously there is a vanishingly small risk of a piece of conker ending up in the eye but I never witnessed that or any other injury happening. The biggest problem was usually upset kids when their prized conker got destroyed.
- zelos 2y agoWe'd heat it up on the gas hob and then burn a hole through the conker. That's brilliant. Why did this never occur to me? That's going on the list of things to tell my younger self when time travel becomes possible.
- red_admiral 2y ago> Also, doesn't the conker spiral around your hand hitting it and hurting you? It does until you learn, usually quite quickly, to do it properly. Hurting your opponent's hand is a different matter :)
- conkers 2y agoWe used a corkscrew then threaded a shoelace through it.
- tjalfi 2y agoThe memoir Where Did You Go? Out. What Did You Do? Nothing describes using a heated icepick. You take a chestnut, and you hook the ice pick. You wait until nobody is in the kitchen, and then one kid presses down on the pilot-light button so that a long delicate blue finger of flame comes out, and the other kid puts the ice pick in the flame until it is red-hot. When it is, he bores a hole in the chestnut. You do as many as you can until somebody comes and asks you what you are doing, and then, according to your standing in the family, that day, you either plead, argue, or say, “Oh, jeez,” and slink away.
- hackernewds 2y agoI'm having the utter best time as a 12 year old replacing conker with something less wholesome
- pixxel 2y agoIf my memory serves me: you used to announce your conker as a “two-er”, or “three-er”, for example, to inform your opponent how many conkers your particular conker had previously claimed. If your opponent decided to challenge you and won then they would claim your “three-er” and add its win total to their own. So a “two-er” would become a “five-er”.
- Nursie 2y agoThis is really probing the dusty, cobwebbed corners of my memory but yes, I have a very vague recollection of a 'six-er' being somewhat special...
- flir 2y agoThe phrase "a sixer at conkers" is floating to the surface. Was it that once you reached six, you stopped counting? Or do you retire it, undefeated?
- Ntrails 2y agoI also recall this, but suspect sometimes numbers may have been inflated...
- lisper 2y agoHere's a video that explains it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLGuZZraIqg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLGuZZraIqg And one from the championship: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5t6ej8Jzew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5t6ej8Jzew And here I was thinking that curling was the most ridiculous-looking sport in the world. I stand corrected.
- RandomThoughts3 2y agoI don’t think conker players pretend it’s a sport. It would ihmo be more accurate to call it a game.
- lisper 2y agos/sport/organized competitive activity/
- conductr 2y agoI’m American and never heard of this sport in my life yet article painted a similar picture in my mind.
- raffraffraff 2y agoIt's not a sport, it's something that kids used to do pre 1950s. People were poor, didn't have manufactured "stuff", so they made their own toys out of simple things like stones, sticks, old wheels etc Football was likely popular because a single ball could keep a while bunch of kids happy for an afternoon (if someone could actually afford a ball). I'm almost 50, and to me the image of boys playing conkers only comes from books or TV based in early 1900s UK. I've never actually seen anyone play it. And nowadays people don't really grow up at all. They continue playing right into adulthood and old age, with luxury toys.
- hnlmorg 2y agoMy kids play conkers. They also have games consoles and other luxury toys. Kids just love to play.
- jamiek88 2y agoI’m 47 and played conkers in school on merseyside. The local ‘conker trees’ were famous!
- OJFord 2y agoI think whether or not you grew up with a significant local population of 'conker trees' probably had a lot more to do with it than age. I'm younger than you (and didn't grow up 'poor') and we played too, 'pre-50s' is ridiculous.
- komadori 2y agoI grew up in the 90s and we played conkers. The main detail I remember was that soaking them in vinegar was supposed to make them stronger!
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- cultofmetatron 2y agosoo.. bayblade with nuts?