Now, you're just being rude, I never said things you're implying I did, and I never claimed anything of being "one true way to do anything", I only tried to poi

Now, you're just being rude, I never said things you're implying I did, and I never claimed anything of being "one true way to do anything", I only tried to point out in a humorous way of your uninformed opinion, but I guess you lack basic sense of self-irony. Okay, if you rather remain sanctimonious, stiff-necked "professional", fine. I'm sorry if I hurt your tender feelings and I apologize if I angered you - I promise, my intentions were quite the opposite. Also, you have no idea when I was born, let's not get too personal, okay?