Yeah. One day I found a sign outside a co-worker's cubicle. It said: "I am attempting to quit smoking. I am a Vietnam vet and I have worked at the Post Offi

Yeah. One day I found a sign outside a co-worker's cubicle. It said: "I am attempting to quit smoking. I am a Vietnam vet and I have worked at the Post Office. All that stands between you and sudden death is this silly little patch I am wearing. Be very kind to me." He successfully quit. Didn't kill anyone, either - at least, not at work...