Your post reminded me of Mark Twain’s very funny short story “The McWilliamses And The Burglar Alarm”: https://americanliterature.com/author/mark-twain/short-s

Your post reminded me of Mark Twain’s very funny short story “The McWilliamses And The Burglar Alarm”: https://americanliterature.com/author/mark-twain/short-story/the-mcwilliamses-and-the-burglar-alarm/ https://americanliterature.com/author/mark-twain/short-story...