Imagine being the kid at school whose dad kept 5-10 and a HALF cars in the front yard... when he dies I'll have hundreds of engines/manifolds/headers to recycle

Imagine being the kid at school whose dad kept 5-10 and a HALF cars in the front yard... when he dies I'll have hundreds of engines/manifolds/headers to recycle ("some of this stuff is expensive, son!" — then why not sell it while still breathing?). My current city doesn't allow you to have any non-functional vehicles anywhere on your property, unless garaged.