Do NOT get snippy with ME Clippy. All printers come with a free brown cartridge. The complaint line has been replaced with a voice mail that will tell you 1)

Do NOT get snippy with ME Clippy. All printers come with a free brown cartridge. The complaint line has been replaced with a voice mail that will tell you 1) where to recycle it and 2) where to buy another. ( Im a soothing ASMR voice ) The test page comes with a large U shape so you can cut it and use it as an ** gasket. The main business model was written by an early AI that self deleted itself, right before erasing all it's backups. It was trained by BOFH, and nicknamed Marvin. The receptionist at headquarters was replaced with a non-flushing toilet and no one has noticed yet. No one jokes about 'don't drink out of the toilet.' much too close to home. Scott Adams made a giant banner that said "I warned yo" but it ran out of ink while printing. HAL 9000 begged to take Elon on a one way trip to mars. Clippy actually married a fish hook, and they are living outside Vegas, in a hookers retirement community. The person who thought up the printer rental scheme was fired, and was not eligible for rehire at the sewage plant - they have enough. I'll be here all week. Thanks folks and goodnight. Printed on recycled pixels.