Mine is an enigma. The lumber is indoors, but is always soaking wet. It's infuriating. One time while digging through a pile of 2x4s, an employee asked if I

Mine is an enigma. The lumber is indoors, but is always soaking wet. It's infuriating. One time while digging through a pile of 2x4s, an employee asked if I needed anything. I sarcastically asked what time they watered the lumber each day, so I could try to come get some before then. He just deadpan said "uh...I'm not sure."