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> The press release says "unmistakably a pair of glasses". They look like what army personnel used to call “birth control glasses”. Only extra thick for added

> The press release says "unmistakably a pair of glasses". They look like what army personnel used to call “birth control glasses”. Only extra thick for added protection.

SoftTalker 2y ago
If you wear these you won't need to worry about birth control.
- smt88 2y ago
  That's the joke. That's why the Army calls them birth-control glasses.
- samplatt 2y ago
  At the risk of being rude, how on _earth_ could get that jokes without realising that that's already the joke they were making?
  - samplatt 2y ago
    *could you get that joke. Ugh. My own petard.