I flew to California for a month and when I returned, the cardiologist solemnly informed me that my heart had aged over 30 days! I said "doc, that's horrible, w

I flew to California for a month and when I returned, the cardiologist solemnly informed me that my heart had aged over 30 days! I said "doc, that's horrible, why do you think it happened?" and the doctor said that treatment wouldn't be covered by insurance, because it was my fault for choosing to travel slower than the speed of light. I'll never do that again!