I recall BeOS had is_computer_on_fire() double is_computer_on_fire(); Returns the temperature of the motherboard if the computer is currently on fire. Smolder

I recall BeOS had is_computer_on_fire() double is_computer_on_fire(); Returns the temperature of the motherboard if the computer is currently on fire. Smoldering doesn't count. If the computer isn't on fire, the function returns some other value. ( https://www.haiku-os.org/legacy-docs/bebook/TheKernelKit_SystemInfo.html#is_computer_on_fire https://www.haiku-os.org/legacy-docs/bebook/TheKernelKit_Sys...)