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From this data we must conclude that within our lifetimes all matter in the universe will eventually be reprogrammed in JavaScript.

• mnky9800n 2y ago
  I'm not sure I want to live in that reality.
  • mortenjorck 2y ago
    If the simulation hypothesis is real, perhaps it would follow that all the dark matter and dark energy in the universe is really just extra cycles being burned on layers of interpreters and JIT compilation of a loosely-typed scripting language.
  • AlienRobot 2y ago
    It's fine, it will be Typescript.
  • anotherjesse 2y ago
    WAT? https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
  • heresie-dabord 2y ago
    ... a reality where everything in software development that was previously established as robust foundation is discarded, only to be re-learned and re-implemented less well while burning VC cash.