12pm day before New Years My zune resets in the dark The loading bar Logo screen is freezing My music is sleeping I am numb Press up and back it i

12pm day before New Years My zune resets in the dark The loading bar Logo screen is freezing My music is sleeping I am numb Press up and back it isn't working It just lies there on the couch Microsoft went down to Charlotte They're not home to fix this bug And we wait For the next bugfix I'm feeling more alone Than I ever have before It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly My zune's a ghost and I'm headed nowhere It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly I call tech support at 12:30 I pace around phone lines are busy Then I plug it in nothing happens This shitty gift that I got Can't you see It's not me you're dying for Now I'm feeling more alone Than I ever have before It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly My zune's a ghost and I'm headed nowhere It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly As Hours went by It showed that it was not fine They told me, "son, it's time to tell the truth" It broke down, and I broke down Cause I was tired of waiting Let the power drain For the moment we're alone Yeah Its alone I'm alone Now I know it It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly My zunes a ghost and I'm headed nowhere It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly PS: huge apologies to Ben Folds for this irreverence.