Reminds me of the folks that try to tell you you don't have the flu because you'd have a fever if you had the flu. You have a cold. I can almost hear the comp

Reminds me of the folks that try to tell you you don't have the flu because you'd have a fever if you had the flu. You have a cold. I can almost hear the computer saying "I'm sick dickface....I don't care what you call it."