If I've committed a crime and gotten away with it for several decades, I don't need a relative to NARC on me by giving 23 and me and the feds a DNA sample, than

If I've committed a crime and gotten away with it for several decades, I don't need a relative to NARC on me by giving 23 and me and the feds a DNA sample, thank you very much. It's bad enough they took my fingerprints when I worked for a school district.