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AT AN early morning hour On the last night of the year The Zune did sit and cower For it knew its end was near The Zune was cold and tired And althou

AT AN early morning hour On the last night of the year The Zune did sit and cower For it knew its end was near The Zune was cold and tired And although it was un-wired It had no friends to squirt No friends to be inspired And it feared the end would hurt But when the clock ticked "Two" A byte did move; a bit was flipped The program shuddered; then it tripped The old brown Zune was through Thirty gigabytes are soon made full Thirty gigabytes are what it's got Thirty gigabytes are quite a lot Thirty gigabytes of cotton wool The Zune has passed; it took a fall The music's stopped the stock has dropped It never "Played for sure" at all We wonder where is Balmer And imagine that he's ranting And raving at his crew They wish he would be calmer And stop his sweaty panting Oh look! He's thrown his shoe!

nickb 18y ago
12pm day before New Years My zune resets in the dark The loading bar Logo screen is freezing My music is sleeping I am numb Press up and back it isn't working It just lies there on the couch Microsoft went down to Charlotte They're not home to fix this bug And we wait For the next bugfix I'm feeling more alone Than I ever have before It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly My zune's a ghost and I'm headed nowhere It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly I call tech support at 12:30 I pace around phone lines are busy Then I plug it in nothing happens This shitty gift that I got Can't you see It's not me you're dying for Now I'm feeling more alone Than I ever have before It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly My zune's a ghost and I'm headed nowhere It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly As Hours went by It showed that it was not fine They told me, "son, it's time to tell the truth" It broke down, and I broke down Cause I was tired of waiting Let the power drain For the moment we're alone Yeah Its alone I'm alone Now I know it It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly My zunes a ghost and I'm headed nowhere It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly PS: huge apologies to Ben Folds for this irreverence.
- sdurkin 18y ago
  Its so irreverent it hurts. Upvote for balls.

nickb 18y ago

12pm day before New Years My zune resets in the dark The loading bar Logo screen is freezing My music is sleeping I am numb Press up and back it isn't working It just lies there on the couch Microsoft went down to Charlotte They're not home to fix this bug And we wait For the next bugfix I'm feeling more alone Than I ever have before It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly My zune's a ghost and I'm headed nowhere It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly I call tech support at 12:30 I pace around phone lines are busy Then I plug it in nothing happens This shitty gift that I got Can't you see It's not me you're dying for Now I'm feeling more alone Than I ever have before It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly My zune's a ghost and I'm headed nowhere It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly As Hours went by It showed that it was not fine They told me, "son, it's time to tell the truth" It broke down, and I broke down Cause I was tired of waiting Let the power drain For the moment we're alone Yeah Its alone I'm alone Now I know it It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly My zunes a ghost and I'm headed nowhere It's a brick and I'm drowning slowly PS: huge apologies to Ben Folds for this irreverence.

sdurkin 18y ago
Its so irreverent it hurts. Upvote for balls.