"on the stomach"? More like "the asshole! They're not called "Metfartmin" for nothing! If you want to live a long smelly life with no friends and certainly wit

"on the stomach"? More like "the asshole! They're not called "Metfartmin" for nothing! If you want to live a long smelly life with no friends and certainly with no bed partner then Metformin may be the pill for you. I told a friend about this drug's life-extension possibilities. We set out to meet at Starbucks but, prior to leaving, he took 2 x 500-mg Metformin (he's a diabetic and so has a prescription). An hour later he arrived and confessed that his tardiness was incurred when a fart was revealed to contain a lump. He had to return home to change his pants.