Ah, but we live in the glorious future, where retailers are just fronts for flea-markets filled with third party crap, and claim zero responsibility. You though

Ah, but we live in the glorious future, where retailers are just fronts for flea-markets filled with third party crap, and claim zero responsibility. You thought you were buying a flash drive from Best Buy? HA, you actually bought it from AHJKHJ Pty Ltd! And no we won't help you!