I have a simple ethical guideline: don't do anything a Buller Boy wouldn't do. Arguing in the alternative, if the alleged donkey was, not merely pining for the

I have a simple ethical guideline: don't do anything a Buller Boy wouldn't do. Arguing in the alternative, if the alleged donkey was, not merely pining for the fjords, but dead, the alleged act need not have been simulated: in November 2015, solicitor Myles Jackman said that performing a sexual act with a dead animal would not be illegal under the Sexual Offences Act 2003. He noted that possessing a photograph of such an act would be illegal under the Criminal Justice and Immigration Act 2008 if it was produced for pornographic purposes, but not if the purpose was "satire, political commentary or simple grossness".