I can't decipher what is going on with the author or the article. Call me cynical but everything is a bot/spam/propoganda until proven wholesome and they can g

I can't decipher what is going on with the author or the article. Call me cynical but everything is a bot/spam/propoganda until proven wholesome and they can generate it much faster than I can read it so I hit the dump button before reading very far...Why this article intentionally misses the obvious reason baffles me. I searched on small beer (found, but no mention of why) and mulled wine (not found). Just assuming it is AI and moving on. If I have offended a living human being somewhere I apologize. TL:DR; Love in the time of Cholera