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> Living and being alive are two such very different things.- Rabinovich's doorbell rings. — Good morning, gentlemen. — Good morning, sir. Does Abram Rabinov
by 082349872349872 2y ago
> Living and being alive are two such very different things.-
Rabinovich's doorbell rings.
— Good morning, gentlemen.
— Good morning, sir. Does Abram Rabinovich live here?
— No.
— Okay, just for our forms, who may we say we spoke with today?
— Abram Rabinovich.
— But you just said you didn't live here!
— You call this living?
- Bluestein 2y agoThis must be just about the funniest thing I've read in a long while. Kudos.- PS. I am totally going to practice that to a still deadpan. Along with a pipe, perhaps ...
- SoftTalker 2y agoThat would be a good bit for a Peter Sellers movie. "That is not my dog!"
- Bluestein 2y agoIndeed.- Sellers, a legend ...